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need to find a song with these lyrics. Please Help

Hiya Guys and Gals
I have had dogs all my life 30 plus years now, ive had large breeds toy breeds pedigree's and mutts, i cannot for the life of me understand WHY people use these Stupid, Stupid, gadgets for there dogs, ie:- My dog will not stop barking… My pulls on the lead… My dog crys when i go out…… And what do some people give as an answer…… Get a spray collar, Get a shock collar, put pebbles in a bottle and shake it, (and scar the life out of the dog)
For goodness sake what happend to old fashion dog training, why do ppl insist on these god for saken things, if you cant control your dog without these torcher items, maybe you should not have a dog in the 1st place……
Dogs are companions, not bleeping fashion items !!!!!!!

i was masturbading when this happend!

all over the place…are these things kosher?…omg…i havent tasted cooking like that in years!!!!!. I think he is a keeper!!! What do you think b*tches???
sorry….My love is not for anyone…. It could not have been me…My cooch is plastic remember…no VDs….who else have u been with??? if i find out who she is ill tear her @ss up!!!!

i am not bashing,, im just asking to learn.

Just wondering cuz I have never heard the term before…..

The pressure from the showerhead makes the water go right in and gives the same results like an enema. Can I damage anything by doing this? I do it regularly and have not noticed anything weird or had any pain. Just want to be sure its not bad for the insides and if I may damage something without realizing….Thanks